Guitar God
A few months ago, I was invited to consult on an unopened comic strip-themed amusement park in Costa Rica. The concept was very cool. But there was a big storm, a bunch of the comic characters escaped their enclosures and wrecked the place, and I got stranded. Frankly, it was a mess. The word “chaos” doesn’t even scratch the surface. Dagwood figured out how to open doors, Snoopy ate a lawyer, and a bunch of tiny fucking horses from The Oatmeal killed the CEO of the whole company. I guess part of the problem was that some of the characters were having sex with each other because of frogs, despite assurances that was impossible? I dunno. I missed some of the explanation. Anyway, that’s where I’ve been.
And I also had a baby. Or more accurately, I had a baby thrust upon me by my wife’s vagina. It was disgusting. Luckily, this is our third, so I’ve been desensitized to the miracle of life.
Enjoy the comic!
Congratulations and welcome back. We missed you.
Congratulations! Good to know the horses didn’t get you. The Oatmeal has some scary stuff.
Congratulations! Believe me, when they come out via c-section, it’s much more gory. Enjoy your new little one!